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Merch for the chronically online
Tees, hoodies and mugs for people whose screen time is a personality trait. Printed on demand. Zero cap.
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Aura +1000
Guaranteed* when wearing official brainrot merch.
*not actually guaranteed
no cap ✦ aura +1000 ✦ main character energy ✦ certified chronically online ✦ it’s giving merch ✦ touch grass (later) ✦ low battery, high aura ✦ understood the assignment ✦ rent free in your head ✦ no cap ✦ aura +1000 ✦ main character energy ✦
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Free US shipping
On every order over $75. Worldwide delivery available.
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Made just for you
Printed on demand, so no overstock and no waste.
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Misprint? We fix it
Damaged or defective items get a free reprint or refund.
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Your aura deserves better clothes
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